The 20+ Best Yarn Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions

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Yarning for an excellent yarn-themed pun?

You’ve come to the right place. 

We love a good pun around here, and have worked hard at putting together a long list of yarn-themed puns for you to Wool around with.

Below, you’ll find loads of clever yarn puns and wordplay to use in Instagram captions, TikTok captions, gifts, or even little details for your knitting crochet business. 

You might also be interested in our list of Crochet puns.

… but enough about that, let’s get to all those yarn puns we know you Wool love.

General Yarn Puns & Jokes for General Instagram Captions

Whether you’re in need of a punny yarn-themed caption for a photo of your knitting/crocheting creations, or simply a photo of you working away, here are some cute yarn puns to use in your next Instagram or TikTok caption!

Keep calm and carry Yarn.

Currently having a ball.

I used to think this was all a little hobby but now I Yarn for it daily.

If you think I’m addicted honestly, Yarn Knot wrong.

Feeling a little Skein-dalous these days…

Allow me to share some of my Purls of wisdom.

Don’t mess with my yarn, or I Wool hunt you down.

I do love spinning a good yarn.

Just woolin’ around, as per usual.

I Wool always have time for this. Always.

Man, my yarn & wool addiction has me feeling a little… sheepish.

I love Ballin’ out… just maybe not the way you’re thinking.

Too much yarn? You clearly Yarn-derestimate my power.

I’m a fan of peace, love, and Yarn-derstanding.

Cute Yarn Puns and Wordplay for Gifts 

If you’re gifting someone some yarn, or any other yarn-related gift, then you might want to consider going the extra mile and attaching a cute note with some yarny punniness included. Here are some ideas!

I Wool always love you.

I’ve got you under my Skein.

I Yarn for you all the time.

If Yarn not the one, when why does my hand fit yours this way?

Hope you have a Ball!

Thank you for always Yarn-derstanding me.

Thanks for being such a great (and occasionally) Skein-dalous friend.

Funny Yarn Jokes Everyone Wool Love 

Why did the yarn not leave the party?
They were having a Ball.

Why are knitters and crocheters such great storytellers?
They know how to spin a good Yarn.

How did the knitter/crocheter know they were in love?
They were constantly yarn-ing for their partner.

Do you have any other fun yarn puns to share?

Let us know in the comments so we can add them to our list!

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